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Sent to a friend I did something totally wrong but it worked out so here it goes... 5 years ago my ex boyfriend didn't want to have kids with me so I was 26 at the time.He is a genius a profressional very hot guy. I wanted to have a baby more than our relationship he had great genes. So towards the end of our relationship I did something crazy. I borrowed dry ice from my job bought a thermos and a testube like vile. Instead of sex I gave him head several times for 4 weeks. Everytime he would blow his load I would scurry off to the bathroom like I was going to be sick but instead... I would spit his sperm into the testuby thing and seal it in the thermos with dry ice. Later when he would leave I would use a turkey baster to inseminate myself.
After 4 weeks I left him. And the same day I left him I took a home pregnancy test and was positive. I'm a very proud mommy now and have a great son since then I have discovered my lesbian side and have a long term relationship with her. He doesn't know about his son nor would he ever!!!!!
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- Normally, I dignify these with awful tips... yours isn't worth blasting.....
So.. BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT.
Sperm doesn't work that way.
"But... but I got pregnant" Maybe it was the other 5 guys you were fucking.... I don't know, call up Maury Povich, and he'll fix your shit in 3 shows or less. - The guy before me is right, sperm is only fertile for 3 days, but can be preserved, BUT not that way, whatever they do at sperm banks to make it last weeks... no idea, but ya unless you used the turkey baster every load, I doubt thats how you got pregnant.
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- I'm a Dr. of general medicine in India. Actually this method (though not advised) could work. Sperm banks use liquid nitrogen to freeze the sperm to far below freezing standards. Dry ice and water will produce near zero refrigeration (though you would need to constantly change the dry ice). If you were just saving it long enough for him to leave your house and then inseminating yourself, I see a strong possibility of success. Sperm without any refrigeration can live about 1-3 days. Is this story possible 100% in my opinion. The only problem I have with it is the part where your sperm is in your mouth being mixed with your saliva. Saliva contains many natural substances which are meant to start breaking down food (proteins).
- OMG, ok so I tried this method listed, and holy shit I'm freaking pregnant, this totally works. Ya all you guys can complain about why a girl would want to have a baby with someone without them being involved, in my case the guy was a total loser but had great genes, all the men in his family had unbelievable physical attirbutes. Since I never gave him more than head about half a dozen times (not the sex), as far as he will ever know it's not his.
